Saturday, 9 August 2008
Lots of words to give me more hits
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Lympics
I like the lympics. My favourite is The gymlastics but I'm not a pervert. My favouritist is the rythem gymlastics and my special favourite is alexandra orlando. Here 
She's very nice. I would like to meet her. I wrote a letter to her to be my girlfriend but she didn't reply. I think it must have got lost in the post. She lives in Canada so it's really far and things get lost. I also like Mrs Pendleton the cyclist.
I might ask her if she wants a race cos I'm very fast on my bike. It's red and I think I probably can go around one hundred miles an hour on it. She has very muscley legs but she isn't as big as the ladies on my show. Some of them like to fight too. I don't think Mrs Pendleton likes fighting. I think she probably likes riding her bike and probably playing draughts and snap.
She's very nice. I would like to meet her. I wrote a letter to her to be my girlfriend but she didn't reply. I think it must have got lost in the post. She lives in Canada so it's really far and things get lost. I also like Mrs Pendleton the cyclist.
I might ask her if she wants a race cos I'm very fast on my bike. It's red and I think I probably can go around one hundred miles an hour on it. She has very muscley legs but she isn't as big as the ladies on my show. Some of them like to fight too. I don't think Mrs Pendleton likes fighting. I think she probably likes riding her bike and probably playing draughts and snap.
Friday, 22 February 2008
Hi Guys
Hi friends, my name's Jeremy. You may have seen me on my fabulous T.V. show. It's called the Jeremy Kyle show, which is an excellent name that I thought up all by myself because I'm very good at thinking up names for things.
Now there's been a bit in the papers recently about my show being '20th century bear bating.' This is very unfair. I can catagorically state that we have never had a bear on the show and if we did there would definately be no 'bating' going on. I don't proclaim to be a leading bear expert but I do know a lot about them, and I can tell you that they can be very dangerous if provoked. If they are treated well however they can be very pleasant. In Romania where people are particularly nice to bears, the animals often treat them to a lovely dance. Therefore why would I want to be mean to a bear? Which do you think I would prefer; a delightful Ursidea jig, or a studio guest massacre. Do these Newspapers think I would prefer to see Kaylee from Bethnal Green, and her mother who's sleeping with her boyfriend and her boyfriend's mother, to be devoured in a grizzly rampage, or to see them dancing the Balero with a Panda? I mean come on News of the World. GET REAL.
Here is a nice picture of a bear in its natural environment having lots of fun.
Anyway with all this adverse press I thought it was time for me to set the record straight and let my public get to know the real man. I'm not going to list all my good qualities. We'd be here all night. Hahahaha. Ha. Ha. But seriously. I'm gonna let you discover the real me through my web log, or Blog as the kids are calling it. So sit back, relax, and slip into my world.
Now there's been a bit in the papers recently about my show being '20th century bear bating.' This is very unfair. I can catagorically state that we have never had a bear on the show and if we did there would definately be no 'bating' going on. I don't proclaim to be a leading bear expert but I do know a lot about them, and I can tell you that they can be very dangerous if provoked. If they are treated well however they can be very pleasant. In Romania where people are particularly nice to bears, the animals often treat them to a lovely dance. Therefore why would I want to be mean to a bear? Which do you think I would prefer; a delightful Ursidea jig, or a studio guest massacre. Do these Newspapers think I would prefer to see Kaylee from Bethnal Green, and her mother who's sleeping with her boyfriend and her boyfriend's mother, to be devoured in a grizzly rampage, or to see them dancing the Balero with a Panda? I mean come on News of the World. GET REAL.
Here is a nice picture of a bear in its natural environment having lots of fun.
Anyway with all this adverse press I thought it was time for me to set the record straight and let my public get to know the real man. I'm not going to list all my good qualities. We'd be here all night. Hahahaha. Ha. Ha. But seriously. I'm gonna let you discover the real me through my web log, or Blog as the kids are calling it. So sit back, relax, and slip into my world.
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