Lympics

I like the lympics. My favourite is The gymlastics but I'm not a pervert. My favouritist is the rythem gymlastics and my special favourite is alexandra orlando. Here
She's very nice. I would like to meet her. I wrote a letter to her to be my girlfriend but she didn't reply. I think it must have got lost in the post. She lives in Canada so it's really far and things get lost. I also like Mrs Pendleton the cyclist. I might ask her if she wants a race cos I'm very fast on my bike. It's red and I think I probably can go around one hundred miles an hour on it. She has very muscley legs but she isn't as big as the ladies on my show. Some of them like to fight too. I don't think Mrs Pendleton likes fighting. I think she probably likes riding her bike and probably playing draughts and snap.