Now there's been a bit in the papers recently about my show being '20th century bear bating.' This is very unfair. I can catagorically state that we have never had a bear on the show and if we did there would definately be no 'bating' going on. I don't proclaim to be a leading bear expert but I do know a lot about them, and I can tell you that they can be very dangerous if provoked. If they are treated well however they can be very pleasant. In Romania where people are particularly nice to bears, the animals often treat them to a lovely dance. Therefore why would I want to be mean to a bear? Which do you think I would prefer; a delightful Ursidea jig, or a studio guest massacre. Do these Newspapers think I would prefer to see Kaylee from Bethnal Green, and her mother who's sleeping with her boyfriend and her boyfriend's mother, to be devoured in a grizzly rampage, or to see them dancing the Balero with a Panda? I mean come on News of the World. GET REAL.
Here is a nice picture of a bear in its natural environment having lots of fun.
Anyway with all this adverse press I thought it was time for me to set the record straight and let my public get to know the real man. I'm not going to list all my good qualities. We'd be here all night. Hahahaha. Ha. Ha. But seriously. I'm gonna let you discover the real me through my web log, or Blog as the kids are calling it. So sit back, relax, and slip into my world.
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